My new favorite commercial:

Opening scene: A long table, filled with many family members, some cooking, some setting places, all clearly enjoying themselves. The audience notices that every single food on the table is fried. Fried fish, squid, pig, moose, rat, beetle, goat, blood, ad nauseum.

Second scene: A daughter, home from abroad, gives her mother a hug and proceeds to open a huge jar of beautiful, glistening, gelatinous Lady’s Choice mayonnaise! Mother dips a chubby brown finger deep in the jar and inserts a dollop of mayo onto her tongue, leaving a little drop for the erstwhile daughter to clean up.

Third scene: Everyone in the family grabs the various fried foods, dipping them into huge bowls of mayonnaise, and chomping away to heart attack city. Much laughter and dripping mayo from various family member chins.

Forth scene: A mother/daughter/father hug while daughter dips a fried chicken leg into a bowl of mayonnaise, proceeding to take a large bite. Everyone laughs and seems beyond happy.

Closing frame: Giant jar of Lady’s Choice Mayo, the words “It’s Friedelicious!” writ large under the jar.

Dear God. I love this country.